RIP Festive 2016

Good news from the front lines of the War on Christmas: a truce has been declared, and hostilities are not expected for months. Parts of Brooklyn have seen heavy casualties, however, with the corpses of many Christmas trees scattered on the street, some in makeshift plastic body bags. The smug East Coast liberal elite is paying scant attention, instead rushing about as January dawns, focused on paying the rent and securing financing to build a wall around our bubble before the inauguration. Happy New Year!

story © Dianna Carr         image © Francis Tremblay